Today on the Nicole Wallace show, Jeremy Bash hilariously referred to Trump as Humpty Trumpty. Sometimes, a put down is just too perfect. It got my creative writing juices flowing so here goes:
Humpty Trumpty
Humpty Trumpty screamed “build a wall!”
‘Cause people of color—he detested them all.
Humpty Trumpty, bellowed, then raged
As mothers and children were tortured and caged.
Humpty Trumpty —the sleazy grease ball
Was despised by the people, those giant or small.
Humpty Trumpty, fought tooth and nail
He screeched at the press but couldn’t prevail
Humpty Trumpty sat on his wall
Humpty Trumpty had a great fall
And all the Queen’s horses and all the Queens’s men
Refused to put Trumpty together again.
Anybody else wanna play?