1) Claims Democrats will use the information to make him look bad!
2) Can't find anyone "Mitt" enough for his liking!
3) Not even Sarah Palin will return his calls asking her to join the ticket!
4) Still trying to get Ann's residency moved to one of their houses in another state so she can be VP pick!
5) His church leaders are still trying to decide for Mitt who his pick will be!
6) Sheldon Adelson needs to spend more of his money before he can be named (and spending limits enforced)!
7) Grover can't stand Mitt and as such has refused to tell Mitt who his running mate is!
8) After his Israeli trip, Joe Lieberman refuses Mitt's call to be his VP pick!
9) Mitt is still trying to work up the courage to talk to Dick Cheney about a place on the ticket, but is too scared to go duck hunting with him!
10) Still trying to figure out how to tell Ron Paul to piss off and not pick Rand yet keep the Paulites votes!