We've all been a little nervous about the explosion in North Korea, and the implications for U.S. security and the presidential election. But, people -- THE WHOLE STORY IS A HOAX! The Bush white house has perpetrated this fraud in conjunction with the SCLM (Satanic Cult Loving Media) in order to
frighten and
terrify the American public. These are the facts as I've imagined them:
- There was no nuclear (or any other type) explosion.
- The North Korean 'President' is an impersonator.
- North Korea DOES NOT EXIST.
(evidence below)
1.
Here is a photo of a mushroom cloud supplied by the South Korean Unification minister, Kar Il Rove. Next to it is a picture of a mushroom growing in a field in my back yard. The third picture in the series is the REAL mushroom superimposed over the "mushroom cloud" -- I did this in Microsoft Word, and that particular mushroom DID NOT EXIST in 1972, or even last week when the supposed explosion took place. This is incontrovertible proof that the mushroom cloud in question is a forgery.
2.
Kim Jong Il, the supposed "Dear Leader" of the North Korean people is a
Hollywood Actor. Gary Busey, (Center) has been hired by the CIA to portray Kim Jong Il (Left) as PROVEN CONCLUSIVELY by this kinko's composite photo I made on an IBM selectric typewriter(Right)--
notice how their heads are the same shape and tilted at the same angle, and how their eyes match up ALMOST exactly.
3.
There is no such country as "North Korea", and there NEVER WAS. Below is the 'official' map of the Korean peninsula, juxtaposed with the silhouette of the state of New Jersey. I put the silhouette through a few thousand simple photoshop filters and 'communizing' matrices and the result (far right) is nothing short of amazing...
Clearly, the administration is trying to pit residents of Northern New Jersey against those of the south in an effort to induce Noo-kya-ler fear in the residents of nearby Pennsylvania, thereby guaranteeing Bush's re-election. This president is a divider, not a uniter, and it is only through Hollywood smoke and mirrors, right-wing paranoid propaganda and crass manipulation of the media that he maintains a stranglehold over the public.
Long story short:
Kim Jong Il Gary Busey tests nuclear bomb eats mushrooms in North Korea New Jersey. |