Redstate had a competition for their "readers" to come up with the best list of reasons to vote Republican.
The winner (
WARNING: wingnut alert, click at your own risk):
I will vote Republican in 2006 because:
1. I want a prosperous America, where the poorest can achieve wealth, if allowed to save instead of pay high taxes, while benefiting from low unemployment and limited regulation.
2. I want a freer America, where my rights-- to own a gun, to determine my own healthcare arrangements-- are not infringed in the pursuit of an abstract common good.
3. I want a strong America-- one that does not cower when threatened by its enemies, which defends its interests, and exists as a beacon of hope to all who wish to be free.
Oh where to start, where to start... A prize to whoever comes up with the best smackdown of this unbridled bullshit.
~ Trendar.