I caught you lookin' in my shitter door
And then your foot was tapping on the floor
Uh, oh, the badge was shown.
You sat the crapper and you flexed your hand
I think you meant to take another man
Gone, gone, the badge was shown.
You swing the dong because you love the man
Your constituents won't understand
You milk studs, to keep from coming out.
I've seen your wide stance and your footsie fun
A little senator for everyone
And every fundie wants to meet your son.
Apologies to the great Neil Young.