Since this is my first diary, I am going to keep this simple.
Let's face it: The McCain campaign has been so erratic and so desperate since they picked Sarah Palin as John's soul/running mate, we almost have to expect an October surprise from them.
I offer my "Top 10 October Surprises concocted by the McCain-Palin campaign to boost their poll numbers."
- Sarah Palin invites Vladimir Putin to rear his head at Bristol Palin's wedding to claim foreign policy experience.
- John McCain gets his American Idol makeup artist to make him look like Sarah Palin so he can sub for her in the VP debate.
- Sarah Palin appears on Saturday Night Live to play the part of Tina Fey.
- When asked by Katie Couric in an interview if he even uses a Blackberry, John McCain replies, "Oh yes. I'm addicted to using my Blackberry as if it were heroin."
- To prove he is in touch with average Americans, John McCain shows up to the second Presidential Debate wearing Crocs.
- John McCain admits publicly that he is a liar, but reminds everyone that he's a P.O.W.
- The McCain-Palin campaign changes their motto to "The Audacity of Hope."
- John McCain offers Hillary Clinton to pay off her debt as a birthday gift (Oct 26) if she endorses him.
- Cindy McCain sells her assets to bail out Wall Street. Buys beer for everyone on Main Street.
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- John McCain appears on David Letterman's show to beg him for forgiveness for dissing him for Katie Couric.