This is too funny to pass up.
In case you didn't know, today is National Pro Life Cupcake Day.
Yes, it's that time of year again. Time for anti-choice activists to promote their message through delicious baked goodies. If you notice a plate of cupcakes in the break room today, BEWARE! One of your co-workers may have brought them, and he or she may have an agenda. The promoters of this sugar celebration offer the following advice:
Bring in a tray of cupcakes for any group of people and you will find that they will flock to get them. As soon as they take a bite they will probably ask, "Who's birthday is it?"
Then you answer. "It's no ones birthday. These cupcakes represent the 50,000,000 children who weren't allowed to be born, who never had a birthday." The cake in their mouth will become dry and the moment will hopefully become quite somber. Then you say, "If you and I were aborted we wouldn't have a birthday party either."
If you can, avoid that cupcake and head straight for the candy machine. There probably won't be any somber messages to accompany you packet of Skittles.
If this isn't bad enough, the cupcake zealouts are also encouraging kids to participate, and even break school rules if necessary:
Q.) What if my school won't allow me to bring in cup cakes?
A1.) Give them out before or after school!
A2.) Do it anyway and be quick about it! Also be very apologetic and kind if you get caught.
Talk about indoctrinating our kids! But, wait, what if kids don't really understand why their mommies and daddies want them to take cupcakes to school? Simple:
Q.) What should I say about abortion when I hand out my cupcakes?
A.) We really want to give you the freedom to say whatever you want but make sure you say something! If you don't know why you are pro-life do a little research online. The website: Abort73.com is a great place to start. The point of this entire project is to not remain silent about abortion so as long as you say something and pass out cupcakes you have accomplished your mission!
In other words, let the zealouts tell the kids what to say.