Damn those clever cockroach Republicans. Just when you think we've got all their dirty tricks figured out, they launch an uppercut you never saw coming.
An hour ago, I was feeling pretty confident that we Democrats had really turned things around. Brown and Boxer are opening up wide leads, Russ is now even, Reid appears on the verge of victory thanks to Angle's big mouth and anti-Latino efforts...
And then I found this.
We're doomed. Dr. Polarik, one of America's most renowned Forensic Investigators, even though he has no training in forensics, lies all the time, and makes his own forged documents, is launching the mother of all October surprises this coming Tuesday.
According to Dr. Polarik, "Barack Hussein Obama..."
"does not exist!"
"is not the President!"
"is an imposter!"
"is using a fabricated identity!"
"is not the son of Barack Hussein Obama Sr!"
"is not the son of Stanley Ann Dunham!"
"created the character of Stanley Ann Dunham for his biography!"
"fabricated his entire biography!"
"had Bill Ayers write the book Dreams From My Father!"
"fabricated his family photos!"
"fabricated his birth certificate!"
"was given a birth certificate number of a deceased child!" OMG! OMG!
"was not born in America!"
"was not born in Kenya!!!" - Lucas Smith vs Polarik death match coming!
"was born in the Middle East!" - No wonder his middle name is Hussein!
"committed the greatest identity fraud in history...
in collusion with the Obama campaign, DNC, Hawaii Health Department, Politifact, Factcheck, and the lying liberal media" - plus The Supreme Court, Hillary Clinton, The SOS for all 50 states, Occidental College and Columbia University, the Social Security Adminstration, and the aliens.
We're doomed.