Good evening fellow Kossaks, you lone survivors on the doomed DK3.
Most of you know me from my comments, but, believe it or not, this is my first and last diary on DK3, my home since 2007 (2006 if you count lurking). Someone (Turnover, I think) in another diary suggested trashing this place before we are forcibly evicted, and I thought: "Aha, we need a troll diary of troll diaries." While most of our trolls have been of poor quality over the years, a few have stood out, destined to remain in our hearts and minds forever. Let us take this opportunity to honor the trolls who have filled our lives with so many LOLZ and pooties. Who are some of your favorite trolls?
I will go first. Despite the enduring legacy of Reality Bias, the golden age of DK3 trollery took place during the presidential primary of 2008. I don't want to re-open old wounds but there was one particular diarist who used to write lengthy poems praising Hillary Clinton and who was routinely HR'd for her efforts. While I may have slipped her a doughnut or two, I was truly impressed by her earnestness and ability to ignore all criticism. Then there was the infamous Berkeley Vox, the numbers guy, who consistently offered proof that Senator Clinton was up by 500 gazzillion% in every poll. Ah, those were the days.
How about you, any favorite trolls we can commemorate before this site is laid to rest?
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...