I'm pissed and I need to vent. I'm sick of the corruption in politics, and all that that has entailed over the last decade+ I've had the brainpower to recognize it, and at my own inability to make it go away by being really angry or wishing on unicorn farts.
That means that this is the perfect time to laugh at some of the jackasses who got us into this mess and, who knows, maybe even spawn an internet meme if we're lucky.
Here are the rules to this game: post bumper sticker phrases in the comments. Vote a comment up if you think that phrases in it are particularly clever or apt. Maybe even pass your favorites along via twitter or Facebook. I'll put a few in the extended entry, and let the tip jar stand in for them.
I went to this party expecting fresh tea, and all they served was flat Koch.
Koch: the other white drug. Now available in teabags!
My friend told me they were bags of tea, but they were just lines of Koch.
Koch: a drug that makes you feel powerful and liberated while the dealer is emptying your pocket.
Flat Tax: You pay your taxes while Exxon™ of Bermuda™ pays nothing.
Wall Street: hasn't been swept properly since the 1930's.
Bank of America: because we already own you, suckers.