We've all been there. Its 3am and you're drunk trolling the christian ID forums. A little God in the gaps here, a little no documented case of macroevolution there. Next thing you know, you're a "GoDleSs AtHieSt TAHT is going to burn in HELL!!111."
/caps-lock fury
Sure you're just rolling around with the intellectual bottom feeders, but it feels... so... good. For those of you that love this guilty pleasure as much as I do, here is something that should make you smile.
World's first shark hybrid
Follow me after the Orange Squiggle of Infinite Destruction for more evolutionary goodness.
Let me hit you with some of the highlights:
Scientists said on Tuesday that they had discovered the world's first hybrid sharks in Australian waters, a potential sign the predators were adapting to cope with climate change... It's very surprising because no one's ever seen shark hybrids before, this is not a common occurrence by any stretch of the imagination, Morgan, from the University of Queensland, told AFP. This is evolution in action.
You heard that right sports fans, a two-fer! Climate change AND evolution all tied together in a nice little dominionist sized morsel. It's as if the FSM himself has stretched noodly appendage and dabbed a bit of sauce right there on the page. Ding Dong the Macroevolution canard is DEAD! Can we get a moment of silence for "no documented instance?" How about paying a little respect to "Microevolution does not equal Macroevolution?" No?
For those of you who would like to bone up on this a little more I found this on YouTube:
Who needs sharks with frickin' lazer beams, we've got shark hybrids that swim in warm and cold water. I'd offer up some juvenile retort about how ID defenders could suck it, but I'm better than that. I figure I'll just show them the tip. One huge... black... tip.
Love to chat for a while, but I've got to go log in my sock puppets.
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