Dear Republicans,
Just so you know, the place where you had your anti-"collectivist" festival last night? Sixty-two percent of it was built with taxpayer money. But don't worry, it will be our little secret; I won't do anything like publish that fact in a diary on a hippie communist website like Daily Kos.
Your friend,
PDX
P.S. Would you please tell me how you put on a "festival" without help from anyone? Because whenever I try to do it, I just thatend up drinking beer alone in my garage.