I am not a car person, but I love convertibles and always notice them. This afternoon while running some errands I noticed a pretty red ragtop.
It's 78 , not a cloud in the sky,and I thought why don't you have your top down on such a perfect day. Then I saw the bumper sticker (a double actually, one on each side) and instantly forgave her. The sticker said in very large letters Four More Years with a cool picture of Obama below. There was a third line, but in a very small, thin, light-colored typeface that I couldn't make out.
I was one car behind to her right. I planned on giving her the thumbs up and smile. Always like to say hello to someone on the same team. Then I pulled up close enough to read the bumper sticker"s third line. God Forbid.
That's right the bumper sticker actually said Four More Years . God Forbid.
What an idiot. There you are smuggly driving around with not one, but two bumper stickers that you think slam Obama. Yet 80% of the people who see it will think it is a pro Obama sticker. Why wouldn't they. The top 50% of the sticker says Four More Years. The middle 25% has a picture of Obama. Only the bottom 25% that you have to be sitting on your trunk to see is negative to the President.
So Lady in the red convertible, my question to you is: When the President wins reelection in November, how are you going to rationalize that God failed to forbid it?
Forbid it hell. I think God is actually encouraging Obama's reelection. How else do you explain Romney's horrible campaign. I mean why didn't God put someone, anyone with strong marketing, communication and media skills on the Romney staff. I mean he is running for President for "pete's sake".
Or why didn't God whisper in the ear of the person who created your bumper sticker.
"My son put the God Forbid very big at the top and four more years under that. That will get their attention"
Why is our guy cool looking, even on a negative bumper sticker and your guy always looks very uncool even on his own campaign material.
Come on, if God is so forbiddy about Obama being reelected why isn't he being a little more helpful to your team.
Anyway Lady, nice car, ridiculous sticker. Try putting your top down and let the wind blow through your hair. It just might clear out some of the stupid.