Looks like my all-time favorite Congressional Moron is back at it. Multiple news agencies are reporting that Rep. Louie 'Terror Babies' Gohmert (R-Texasistan) is back at it today. It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that this reactionary, idiot is back in the news, but he is.
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It seems that events in the ME aren't bad enough so the stupidest demagogue in Congress is back at it; this time, with more Presidential involvement. Turns out asshat Lou has discovered another master conspiracy that has eluded those of us that aren't operating at a grade-school level. From his various sources his holmesian intellect has divined that, wait for it.... Barack Obama is a secret muslim and he's looking to create a new Ottoman Empire.
I know, right. Remember that order, that Bush signed, to get out of Iraq? Yup, secret plot to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. Who knew. Now I know what you're thinking; extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, eh?
The approval rating of the United States in those Muslim countries where we've been was 33 percent, which was terrible, under President Bush in 2008," Gohmert said. "And now under this president, we see a report last week, it's now 15 percent.
"This president is trying to buy affection from people who are bullies, who are radical Islamists, who want to destroy us. You're not going to get love and affection, you get contempt.
That's right, they don't hate us anymore. We obviously aren't bombing the shit out of them for fun and profit, ergo, it is all a secret plot to overthrow the U.S. Constitution and establish Sharia Law.
We aren't yet a week out from the terrible tragedies in the Middle East and now here is Lou, throwing gas on the fire. Maybe Lou should get a team together and start looking into those "terror babies" again. Obviously he's not qualified to comment on foreign policy.
Idiot.