Often-bankrupt lunatic Donald Trump is forcing himself back into the campaign for President, promising big news about himself on Wednesday.
"Stay tuned for my big announcement about myself," Trump twatted and tweeted today, following it up with a later chirp in which he told followers to "just wait and see!"
"It's very big! Bigger than the universe, bigger than Elvis, bigger than my ego," he later told Fox & Right Wing White Friends, hinting it could possibly change the election.
Dungin Mymouth, a top executive who works for Trump, declined to shed any more light on the announcement, only adding "it's gonna be big!"
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The big announcement ahead of an even bigger announcement to follow, startled the political world just hours before the third and final debate between President Obama, and former Governor Romney.
Is Trump going to announce that he was born in Somalia to an African Chieftain, and not a citizen of the United States?
Is he going to announce that he is declaring bankruptcy for the 17th time?
Is he gonna let the world know that he personally faked the moon landing?
Trump has enthusiastically endorsed Romney, and the two are in constant contact. They're so close, it's rumored that the Donald personally coached Romney for tonight's debate - and based on Romney's performance tonight, there's little doubt that Trump's hallmark sense of humor and insane grasp of world affairs was abundant in Romney's answers tonight.
When asked about Trump's impending announcement that could change the outcome of this election, a spokesman for the President could only laugh his ass off, and walk away.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm going to be glued to my TV come Wednesday.