Robert Jackson, probably.
He may not be a neo-Nazi like my last pen pal George Rockwell, but Robert Jackson is the epitome of conservatism, all wrapped up in a delicious two-day back-and-forth. With all the debate skills of a three-year-old and the mental capacity of one too, you should come away from this exchange nodding your head and thinking, "Oh,
that's why they're so stupid!"
So head below the fold for all the fun!
The Mental Midget Strikes Again!
From: Robert Jackson: rmjackson32@gmail.com
To: Markos
Hey Moulitsasssssssssss,
Every time you open your mouth crap flies out. The only good idea you ever had was..........(hear the silence). You come across as a total jackass and look like a total pussy. Other than that you seem like a great guy, Thank God that nobody reads your rag because you are a scary man (and i use that term loosely). So keep up your irrelevant work and i will keep spreading the word what a waste of human life you are!
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
No one reads my rag ... but YOU do? I'm irrelevant ... but YOU keep talking about me?
Hmmm, that says more about you than me!.
I don't make a habit of trying to respond to the angry hate mailers, but even when I do, they rarely respond. But luckily, Robert Jackson couldn't help himself.
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
never read it my life...wouldnt touch it with a 10 foot pole
it says nothing about me scumbag
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
Then how would you know anything about me? Ah, that's right. You're a "conservative". You don't need to actually know what you're talking about to say stuff. Carry on!
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
i had the unfortunate luck of reading one of your stupid comments on a website
never heard of you before
never heard of your website before
i guess you're not quite as popular as you think you are
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
Ah, so if you don't know something, then it doesn't exist?
6 million monthly uniques: https://www.quantcast.com/...
I guess I'm not as irrelevant as you thought. Then again, don't hurt your brain trying to think about it. Fox News and Rush Limbaugh will do that hard brain-using stuff for you.
Just don't assume they are telling you the truth. Let me guess, you think Obamacare is a failure and it's going to get repealed, right?
I'll give you this, it's gotta be tough to be losing on everything: Obama got elected twice, Hillary will be the next president, gay marriage will soon be the law of the land and people are happy about it, marijuana legalization is full-steam ahead, popular culture is infused with liberal themes, the Republican Party is so damaged that even conservatives are pretending to not be members ("independent!" "Tea Party!"), economic populism is on the rise, the neocons are on the dumps, the nation's changing demographics are trending Blue, and the only way Republicans can try and hold power is by disenfranchising voters and cutting down on voting times.
If you were confident of winning, if you had the American people behind you, you'd want EVERYONE to vote. But you don't. And you don't.
So yeah, that must suck. So if it's cathartic for you to send crazy emails to people you don't know and are so irrelevant that you must do it multiple times, knock yourself out! Me, I'll be laughing as I watch conservatism swirl around the drain.
Adios!
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
ignored....im not interested in anything you have to say
just curious, did you get beat up alot when you were in school?
you just seem like the kind of kid that everybody hated
lol
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
And yet you were the one who emailed me. Funny way of "ignoring".
But again, it's okay. It's tough being a conservative in a world that treats you guys as laughing stocks.
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
i can understand your anger
you're about to lose control of the Senate and its just killing you
oh well, get used to it
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
This is how you ignore? Ah, yeah, you're a conservative, clinging to an ideology that is losing all across the board.
So you haven't explained how "no one" reads the site, and yet 6 million uniques do so. Is that conservative logic in action?
Want to wager on control of the Senate? Oh, you're following those sites that told you that Todd Akin and Richard Murdock and Mitt Romney were going to win in 2012, right?
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
get over yourself
like i said before, nobody knows or cares who the hell you are
you are a nobody
oh and by the way, the year is 2014, not 2012
quit living in the past
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
I'm a progressive. It's you guys living in the gay-hating past.
And really, there's no difference between 2012 unskewing and 2014 unskewing. You guys like to proclaim victory before reality slams the door on your face. Heck, it's already happened this year with the ACA enrollment data. That one must've stung, huh? What hurt more, finding out that Obamacare is working, or finding out that Obama had won reelection, and easily so?
So keep ignoring the reality of my visitor stats to keep pretending to yourself that I'm a "nobody" while "ignoring" me email after email, after sending me your first unsolicited email because I'm so irrelevant you see.
Pretty impressive mental contortions, there! You, sir, are an Unskewer First Class. I just gave you a promotion. Keep it up and you might even make Master Unskewer!
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
progressive? i know thats the new catch phrase for all of you marxists
just like "climate change" is the new global warming
once a term turns out to be untrue or have a negative connotation, you change it to something else in other words, you lie & deceive people into thinking you're something other than what you are why cant you leftists just admit that's what you are? are you ashamed? are you embarrassed?
the answer is obviously YES!
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
"Climate Change" was Frank Luntz's formulation. In other words, it came from your team.
http://www.motherjones.com/...
Oops. How does it feel to have egg on your face? Again. There are so many things you conservatives don't know because you get all your news from crazy outlets! Maybe you can try to unskew Luntz's memo? That would be hilarious to watch! You pull it off, you might even get that coveted promotion to Master Unskewer.
In any case, seems like you need a better example of liberal lies and deceits. Go ahead, give it a shot!
Or maybe you'll try that "ignore" thing you kept talking about, by, well, ignoring.
p.s. You didn't answer the question: What hurt you more, seeing Obama reelected when you were convinced Romney had it in the bag, or seeing Obamacare turn out a success?
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
your boring me...you're like a little liberal talking points machine that winds up and never shuts up
go away....shoo shoo
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
Let's tally the body count:
You thought Romney would win, he lost.
You thought Obamacare would fail, you lost.
You thought liberals did the "climate change" switcheroo, they didn't, Luntz did, you lost again.
Rough morning, huh?
After no response for a few hours, I taunted further.
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
You can add "shut down by a liberal" to your list. Ouch!
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
wow! you really zinged me there! are you always such intellectual giant? no wonder you're a leftist.
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
"I know you are but what am I" is your best response? Really?
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
just stating a simple fact sir (or maam, whichever the case may be)
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
Homophobia is fun! How does it feel that the rest of the country has left you behind and is openly embracing same-sex love? How said does that make you?
Sadder than when Obama won reelection when you believed the unskewers? Sadder than when Obamacare turned out to be a success when you believed the unskewers?
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
ha! i knew you would bite the apple if i just set the trap. You walked right into it like the blind dimwit that you are
it only took a few emails for you to play the homophobia card. You leftist drones are so predictable.
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
So you set a clever trap by pretending to be a homophobe? Good one!
So you support same-sex marriage and think it's okay for men to love men and women to love women?
That's a simple yes or no question. Will you at least answer that one?
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
If 2 people want to get married, regardless of what sex they are, that is their business. I have no problem with it.
Not a single one of my emails ever implied anything about homosexuality, but you had to throw it out there like you always do.
Not every one is a racist & a homophobe, mi amigo
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
Good! Then you can skip the gender-based attacks next time.
See even you conservatives can evolve in the right direction.
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
then you stop screaming out "racist" & "homophobe" every time somebody says something
deal?
if yes, then maybe even you leftists can evolve to a position more consistent with being a grown up & not a bunch of screaming kids
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
Oh, was saying I looked like a woman consistent with being a grownup?
That's also a yes or no question.
But we can agree, you won't be called racist or homophobe unless you say something racist or, well, say a man isn't manly enough for you.
That ended Day 1. I had real work to get done. And he was shut down, again. So I visited with him the morning of Day 2.
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
Open items in our conversation:
Is saying I look like a woman consistent with being a grownup?
What was sadder to you, finding out Obama won reelection, or finding out Obamacare works?
Do you feel stupid for accusing liberals of coming up with "climate change", when it was conservative Frank Luntz who did?
Should only take a few seconds to answer. Thanks!
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
don't you have anything better to do than to keep sending me the same crap?
i'm going to bottom line it for you:
1. yes, you do look like a woman. If you are upset by that statement then that can only mean 1 thing...that you are anti-woman & that you are waging a "war on women"
2. Obummercare is an unmitigated disaster that over 1/2 the people (at least) haven't paid for. Is that what you call a success? Is so, then tell me why the regime altered the census to hide the real facts?
3. Climate change is a big lie. Bringing up Frank Lutz is pointless. Is Frank Lutz a climate scientist?
4. You are even more deranged than i originally thought. You got your ass kicked yesterday and you still come back for more?
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
So saying I look like a woman is being a grownup for you. Boy you are weird. Kinda cute and adorable, too, though.
Like a 10 year old.
93 percent of people with qualified health plans have paid. It's called facts and reality. So now that people have paid, it's a success, right? Or are you gonna move the goal posts?
Frank luntz is a conservative. He thought "climate change" was a better way to attack "global warming", so Republicans everywhere started using the word. You think it was a dastardly liberal plot. You were wrong. It's kinda the theme of this email thread.
Ass kicked? Ha ha ha! Let's see, you've been wrong about everything, and you said I look like a woman.
I come back for more for the same reasons a cat toys with a mouse before killing it. Because it's fun. You are funny, and pretty much the epitome of the modern conservative: wrong about everything, mixed with homophobic slurs about men not being manly enough.
Only thing missing IS the racism. I'll give you that one. But I bet you didn't know I was Latino and speak Spanish at home. Curious to see what you have to say about that.
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
I'm ready to move past the name calling if you are. You attacked me with your opening salvo today so i attacked back, I learned a long time if you let a leftist get away with trying to be a bully he will never stop.
show me the facts on the 90%. That is total bullshit.
Who cares if Luntz is a conservative. Is he a climate scientist? No, he is a pollster. It would be like me throwing out Al Gore as an expert on the internet (oh wait, he invented the internet...my bad)
I live in Texas and am surrounded by Latinos. In fact my girlfriend is latino, so don't even try and go to the racist/anti-latino card.
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
Ah good, so I'm sure you're for comprehensive immigration reform, then. See, we're not that far apart!
How many have paid? http://acasignups.net/.... Of course, since your primary opposition to Obamacare is the "how many have paid" question, now you have to admit that the law is a big success, right?
And once again, you accused liberals of wordsmithing that actually came from conservatives. You guys are the ones manipulating language. Not us.
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
most latinos are not for amnesty. You wouldn't know that because you choose to only read news that fits your twisted viewpoints
do you really think that the link you sent is a legit source? lol
my other question to you is, why are you so angry? Anger seems to permeate your side. Is it because you see the leftists dropping like flies? Even Manchin is coming over to the GOP once they re-take the Senate. I guess that would make me angry too, but the leftist anger has always been there. That's why it's hard to have a civil conversation with a leftist. They start out with the premise that all conservatives are evil. Even you know that is not true. I have plenty of friends that differ from me politically, but they are not angry. You are angry. Why is that?
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
Most AMERICANS are for Amnesty. Look at EVERY poll on the issue conducted over the past years:
http://pollingreport.com/...
Seriously, what is it with you guys and reality? Is it Fox News' fault?
In any case, we're not losing the Senate, and spare your heart the stress and don't look at the Senate map in 2016. Dems can pick up 10 seats, and with Hillary Clinton winning the White House easily, the coattails will be deep. So yeah, not angry.
On the other hand, you emailed me this: "The Mental Midget Strikes Again!" and "You come across as a total jackass and look like a total pussy."
So who is angry enough to email a stranger with that sort of rhetoric? You, pretty much.
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
its impossible to have a conversation with you. You distort facts like nothing i have ever seen.
Quit sending me your dumb links. I don't believe anything that comes from you so quit wasting your time. What kind of Kool Aid did you drink? I've heard of died in the wool lefties before but you take the cake. But actually i give you credit for that. You do stick to your guns, as do i. The difference, i think, is that i don't think you are necessarily an evil person for believing what you believe. However, i'm pretty sure that you think people who have the same opinions i do should all just go away and die.
Note that he went from "you only read news that fits your twisted viewpoints" to "quit sending me your dumb links". That's some powerful wingnuttery at work!
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
Ahh, so reality is dumb. I send you links to every non-partisan poll conducted on immigration the last several years, and you refuse to look at it because it threatens your world view. You know, there are even Fox News polls in there!
So no distorting. It's conservatives who "unskew" polls. So tell me the truth: you thought Romney was going to win, right? You believed all those poll unskewers, didn't you?
It's cold, hard, objective data. Who could object to that? I guess I have my answer.
As a liberal, I'll open up whatever link you might send me. Who knows, I might learn something new! But you are too afraid to have your convictions challenged, even by ... a Fox News poll.
Spoiler alert, the latest Fox News poll found that 78 percent of Americans support "amnesty". Follow the link and see for yourself. Do you reject even that?
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
well since you didnt answer a single one of my statements from my response, i will ignore your questions.
Why are you so obsessed with Romney? Did you really want to vote for him but couldnt let down your radical circle of friends? makes me wonder the way you keep bringing him up.
one more question: do you have a single non-leftist friend in your life, or do you just surround yourself with other drones that think exactly like you?
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
You want me to respond to "statements"? People respond to questions. If you have those, I'd be happy to respond. Though last time I did, you said you won't open the links because heaven forbid your feeble mind might not be able to process reality. Fair enough. It's much warmer in your tight little ideological cocoon. But really, rejecting even Fox News polls might be taking things a little too far.
I'm not obsessed with Romney. But it's symptomatic of the way you conservatives deal with reality. You really thought he was going to win, didn't you? Because you created your own reality. You unskewed polls, or maybe you ignored them, the way you're ignoring the polling on immigration. I know, I know, it's tough to be on the wrong side of public opinion. I was on the wrong side on gay marriage for a long time, but now I'm not, so I'm happy. You, on the other hand, are STILL on the wrong side, so I can see how it's easier to ignore reality than to face it head on.
So tell the truth -- you really DID think Romney was going to win, didn't you? That's why you won't answer this simple yes or no question. Because you just can't bring yourself to relive that horrible, horrible day. Understood! But still, I admit, I'm just guessing here. You can set me straight. I could be wrong! And as a liberal, I acknowledge that possibility and welcome the chance to be proven wrong. You conservatives should give that a shot sometime.
And I thought I'd answered this already, but here goes: I spend a lot of time reading conservative media. It's how I know all about your unskewers and whatnot. There's nothing you guys believe that I don't know about, because I read all your sites! See, I'm not afraid to be exposed to another viewpoint. I don't think internet links have cooties. My brain can handle dissent.
Alright, so where we?
Were you convinced Romney was going to win?
Why won't you take a look at Fox News polling on immigration?
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
I will again ignore your Romney obsession because it is now bordering on the psychotic, You are scaring me.
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
Alright, you don't have to say that you thought Romney would win. It's embarrassing. I get it.
But what about the Fox News immigration poll? You still want to ignore that? Does it hurt that much to admit that you were wrong about amnesty?
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
oops...another Colorado dem recalled for his gun grabbing attempts. lol. how many is that now? you guys never learn
Hmm, what?
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
Psst. no new Colorado Dem has been recalled. You and reality, why is it so tough? Is it a reading comprehension thing?
And it would be easier to say "yes" or "no" to the Romney question, but you just dance around it, refusing to answer. Why don't you plead the Fifth already, since you so refuse to admit that you were bamboozled by conservative "analysis" of the presidential race. Oh, you didn't read Dick Morris, did you? That would be hilarious!
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
no but he was just on TV crying about getting recalled. That's hilarious how every time you people try to gun grab you get booted out of office.
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
Oh, so you were wrong again, about a "new" recall, when this was an old one.
And at the same time you are whining about me talking about Romney. Make up your mind, old elections are worthy of discussions, or they are not. But in any case, don't talk about an old recall as being "new".
Who convinced you Romney was going to win? Was it Michael Barone? Was it Bill Kristol?
So you won't change your mind that the majority of people oppose amnesty, when even Fox News polling clearly proves it does?
What does that say about conservatives and you?
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
nope. he was on tv crying about being recalled. Its always funny to see libs cry
but you have to bring it around to Romney again. You may want to go see a Dr about your man crush on him. Its very disturbing
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
So not a new recall so change the subject, ignore the polls, even ones from FOX NEWS, try to divert attention when proven wrong (but AL GORE!), claim hypocrisy were none exists, and send angry hate mails to strangers.
And you are STILL too embarrassed to admit that you thought Mitt Romney would win.
Alright, I captured your essence. Great job!
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
lol
and i have captured your essence too. a typical, blowhard lefty, obsessed with Mitt Romney, ignorant of facts and brainwashed by your own bullshit.
Great job!
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
Ignorant of facts, yet it is you who is ignoring the data. I mean, you are willingly refusing to even look at information that would challenge your worldview.
So how is it that I'm the one ignorant of facts? What facts, exactly, have I ignored?
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
so why didnt you answer my question about why are you so angry?
Libs never seem to want to answer that question.....hmmmmm
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
You were the one who emailed me, a stranger, with things like me being "a total jackass and look like a total pussy."
I'm not the angry one here. I'm having a blast, actually! I've actually laughed out loud several times during this exchange. It's hilarious!
But again, what facts am I ignoring? You won't even look at FOX NEWS polling, so I can specifically point to the facts that YOU are ignoring.
But you accused me of being ignorant of the facts. So, well, which ones? Send me links if you'd like. Unlike you, I won't be afraid to click on it!
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
thats correct, and ever since i emailed you your anger has grown. I can almost feel your rage. Rage is a common trait among leftists for some reasons. I think it comes from a deep sense that they know they're wrong but want to be included with whatever "in" crowd they are part of at that particular time. Usually the rage subsides once they hit a certain age and realize that everything they thought was true was really a lie. I would imagine after being lied to in high school and college by leftist teachers & professors that would create rage in me too. You really should try to rage so much though. It isnt good for ones health
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
So let me get this straight, you send me an angry email, but you are Darth Sidius and can feel my hate grow? Ha ha ha! Remember that thing about laughing out loud? You did it again!
We've won, dude. All that's left is getting rid of the conservative flotsam on the Supreme Court. President Hillary will take care of that.
By 2024, even your state of Texas will be purple. Heck, President Clinton might win it in 2020 during her reelection bid. Republicans have won the popular vote only once in the last five presidential elections, and that's not about to change.
So ... still no evidence of that fact I'm avoiding, huh?
And still no acknowledgement of the facts you refuse to consider, including Fox News polling?
Hm, there are 58 emails in this thread, and I think you've actually managed to go through them without a single verified fact. Nice!
p.s. It's okay that you thought Romney was going to win. You weren't alone being bamboozled by the poll unskewers.
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
Bingo! you finally got it! I sent you 1 email, you send back rage.
Whatever you do, please see someone about that. I would for something to happen to you all over a little (well, a lot) of anger. Anger is treatable, but you have to face up to it first. Its a big first step, but i'm sure you can handle it.
PS: the naked picture of Mitt will soon follow so you can do whatever you do with it private (PPS- i dont need to know what it is you do with it so dont tell me)
From: Markos
To: Robert Jackson
I wrote back "Hmmm, that says more about you than me!"
You get rage from that?
You responded with, "it says nothing about me scumbag".
There's no "rage" in that response? Ha! This "I know you are but what am I thing" is adorable! I mean, it's more adorable in six year olds, but you know what I mean.
I'll come clean: this has been a fun romp, but I have an ulterior motive. I'll be publishing this exchange on Daily Kos on saturday, so my readers can point and laugh at what a genuine fact-free conservative looks like.
it's a regular "make fun of conservatives" feature I do every weekend, and you've been awesome, playing the role to perfection. So thanks! This exchange will be worth endless laughs.
I'll send you a link. Should be fun! Maybe less fun if you're the butt of the joke, but who knows, you could surprise me.
From: Robert Jackson
To: Markos
good. whats the name of your site? I'll be sure & check it out to see if you publish my email address without permission. that should be fun
since nobody reads your rag im not too worried
Oops, did I just publish his email
rmjackson32@gmail.com "without permission"?
We talk about fact-free conservatives immune to the facts, and this exchange demonstrated that phenomenon in action. There is no difference between a Louie Gohmert and Robert Jackson, yet these are the people we're supposed to negotiate with?
Nah, there are more of us than there are of them. Let's focus on getting our core supporters to the polls. As for conservatives, let them stew in their little ideological bubble, convinced that Obamacare failed and that Ohio will be called for Mitt Romney any moment now. They'll believe their little lies, and when proven wrong, yet again, they'll simply erase that inconvenient fact from their memories, refusing to speak of it again. There are far too many new lies to embrace, why waste time when the old ones?