Dude's getting blamed for everything else, why not? This is likely to be tweaked before finalized. As it stands, it's kind of a medley.
(ttto: Pop Goes The Weasel)
Everybody’s yelling at me,
And calling me a big jerk,
But the truth is there for all to see --
Obama ate my homework.
I was sitting up in my room,
With only one more problem.
I looked away, and that was my doom --
That’s when he came and got ‘em.
Using drones and the NSA,
From the shadows where they lurk,
They came and took it all away --
Obama ate my homework.
Mom is disappointed in me,
And Dad says I’m a liar.
My sister’s Tweeting about it with glee,
I think she’s wearing a wire.
She maybe even took it herself,
How could Obama bribe her?
A-HAH! Unless it was Michelle,
Her husband needs more fiber.
So many problems we have to face
All caused by this one hack,
He’s Kenyan, Muslim, Socialist -- race
Don’t matter, ‘cept he’s black.
So if you need somebody to blame,
Just put on a bold smirk,
Raise your fists and loudly claim,
“Obama ate my homework!”
(ttto: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
My teacher gave assignments, said they all were due today,
I was really psyched, but now I know I’m gonna pay
I swear it isn’t my fault, the culprit’s You-Know-Who,
He lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Oh!
I have not done nothing wrong, Obama ate my homework,
I’d be ready, if not for that stupid nasty big jerk
Maybe it’s a syndrome or a personality quirk,
He’s the one who did it all, Obama ate my homework!
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Republicans, they vowed he’d never pass a single law,
And all of it would be on HIM, that’s what they said they saw,
They sat there bravely, voting NO on everything he said,
And then went on vacation, and those stupid bills were dead!
Oh!
Everything is now his fault, Obama ate my homework,
He looted your retirement fund, he’s why your coffee won’t perk,
Don’t let him near Miley Cyrus, or they’ll start to both twerk,
What a shame, and he’s to blame, Obama ate my homework!
So when you’ve got a problem, and you’ve got the need to vent,
Be sure to let the world know it’s ‘cause of our President,
You don’t need any evidence, we’re positive of that --
Of course, this offer’s only good if he’s a Democrat!
Oh!
Mustard in your ketchup bottle, blame it on Obama,
He’s so very calm, he must be hiding all the drama,
Worse that Hitler, Luthor, Loki, Thanos, or Osama,
Anything that’s going wrong, let’s blame it on Obama!
Tax cuts for the one percent, Obama ate my homework!
Let’s shut down the government, Obama ate my homework!
We’ll keep yelling this, because our voter base is knee-jerk,
Everyone look over there! Obama ate my homework!