After the last several weeks of horrid racism, I needed some lighter fare. So I give you ... this:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
it may be that the Oklahoma City satanists, who call themselves the Dakhma Angra Mainyu, believe that the black mass they're holding on Sunday, Sept. 21, at the Oklahoma City Civic Center, is harmless fun, or a deliberate insult to Catholics (since the "black mass" is a perverted parody of the Catholic Mass), or even a serious attempt to call upon dark forces.
But according to the beliefs of a priest from the neighboring Diocese of Tulsa, both those putting on the event and those attending--although poorly attended in the past, this year's event has sold out all 88 tickets--may be in spiritual peril.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Msgr. Brankin, the official exorcist for his diocese for the last four years, said to the Cathoic website Aleteia, "I am profoundly relieved that this group has returned to Archbishop Coakley the Consecrated Host which they intended to desecrate, but am still concerned that they have not backed away from all the other blasphemies and sacrileges involved in this ritual worship of Satan."
As for the attendees, Brankin said, "I would think that there would be a real strong possibility, especially in the state of sin, that they would walk out possessed. They're going into a situation where people are calling upon Satan to exercise dominion over everything in the state--dominion over people, places, our very land.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Wait, what? The Breitbarts are taking this silliness seriously? Holy crap! You can read about it below the fold.
Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour: 1 Peter 5:8
The woes of the earth are simply the battle between good and evil…..God and satan
One thing is for sure! If both God and the Devil proclaimed themselves to humans? The Dems will vote Devil.
They voted for him. Twice.
Maybe, but Oklahoma didn't. UNTIL NOW. Thanks black mass!
Remember Timothy McVeigh?
The militiamember who murdered 168 Oklahomans? That guy?
He was a patsy working with the government in what he thought was his part in the drill running simultaneously that day.
Instead they hung him out to dry.
OKC was an inside job designed to demonize militia which was on the rise in the 1990's as it is again today!
Whoa. Okay... (backs away slowly).
Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host - by the Divine Power of God - cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits, who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.
Amen.
Praying to an angel??? Seriously??? You need to get your hands on a Bible FAST
Nothing like some good ol' fashioned religious war!
There is only one response, there will be absolutely no "good" to come from such a production.
Those that pray for evil will certainly receive evil if nature remains consistent with God. It is foolish to believe otherwise.
Cool, those Satanists are doomed. So why do you give a shit?
These events are not protected free speech. They're the religious equivalent of yelling fire in a crowded theatre. I hope that Bishop Coakley has the foresight to organize a counter-event, how about a rosary marathon at this event with as many priests and Christian believers as possible praying to God for salvation for these lost souls?
Constitutional scholar in da house! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Honestly kind of scary. I feel like I am watching Constantine when i read this. Anyway I thought Satanists always claim that they don't worship Satan but rather just don't believe in being held down by God. If so why have a black mass?
Why? Same reason ISIS does what it does. Because it scares people like you.
What's the worst thing that can happen at the black mass? A big demon comes out of the ground like godzilla and burns down OK city?
Ha ha, liberal trolls are funny!
Prayers for all of Oklahoma City and beyond to counter this act of satan.
Prayers might counter this. Maybe. Buffy might be a better bet.
You guys are actually scared of a fat dweeb dressed up in a wizard robe saying "hail satan" in a basement?
Ha ha, liberals trolls are funny!
The Catholic Church was even warning people not to go near there to pray.
Wouldn't want Satan to rub off...
Satanists have no idea what they are dealing with.
I'm pretty sure they've figured out that it's all about Satan.
Catholics, pray the Rosary and other devotions on Sunday of the black mass, or other devotions and attend an hour adoration to the Blessed Sacrament. Other denominations please pray as well. WE need all the prayers we can get to overcome the darkness that has taken over the world and has become more blatant and emboldened these current days. God bless all!
Hmm, that
might just be enough to counter a few dozen "Satanists" playing dress-up Satanist. Maybe.
where's jesse jackson? black mass is raycisssss
Don't worry. It's white people. No one will get shot.
Will this black mass be looting and burning down businesses also?
Racism is funny, because Satan is the only evil in the world!
If the satanists have changed the elements of their black mass to not offend the city fathers, what result can it end with? We are told not to be lukewarm in our faith. They haven't gotten the message at all.
Yeah, Satan may not want to show up given that they're using vinegar instead of urine. And that would be ... bad?
Video tape the participants and publish their pictures. People who support evil should not be trusted with children, elderly care or working around food service or medical service or police force, etc.
This is simply a lack of will and guts for local public officials to stop it. All they need to do is lock the door and then walk away.
Good thing there isn't anything prohibiting religious discrimination, like an amendment to the Constitution or something!
Spiritual warfare conducted by the devil is real. Guard your soul.
Too late! A couple of dozen people playing dress-up Satan worshippers in Oklahoma took out all the defenses!
Interesting Oklahoma has most recently experienced earthquakes where they've never been before.
Evil this way comes, evil is in the White House, evil is rampant. We are near the end of the church age.
God preemptively punished Oklahoma for a few dozen people playing dress-up devil worshippers by creating the fracking industry? That was creative!
Christians, you should pray for the Black Mass to not happen, or for the main people to have a change of heart.
I fear it may already be too late...
It has been shown time and time again throughout history that if you abandon god, god abandons you.
The drought in California, Earthquakes in Oklahoma, The rise of ISIS, Ebola, and other viruses sweeping the world.
These things aren't happening by accident.
Or maybe it has to do with abandoning sound science and a rational foreign policy? Unless you are arguing that god sent Republicans to punish the world.
Whoa, I may be on to something...
The problem with this gig is not that Satan is going to show up there. Its all the crazy people something like this draws into the area. Miserable folks are attracted to things they think will empower them. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near this thing.
So ... we
don't need Buffy, after all?
Instead of insulting them, and thereby further alienating them from Christ, do what your Lord commands and pray for their soul. You are commanded to love them...more than you love yourself. I wonder...how many "Christians" bother to get out of bed before work and pray for the lost or for our country or for our leaders (even the Islamic -wicked POTUS is to be prayed for)? Paul is said to have prayed so much his knees became flat! Do your knees even ache?
For most, Christianity is little more than a cloak to be put-on or removed depending on the conditions. Our nation is weak to our bones because we are full of sin.
You're only a real Christian if you pray for the Oklahoma satanists. Our nation is bony because you don't!
A black mass occurring, with a fairly large population participating? 100s of individuals worshiping the most vile and murderous creatures in creation.
I'm sure it will fine, I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
Breitbart might freak out. That's probably the worst that can happen. I'm pretty sure of that.