"Civilization is like a thin layer of ice upon a deep ocean of chaos and darkness. Could I have curly fries, please."
Save the planet! Jupiter, that is. Or Mars. Not this one. This one is terrible.
You are not good or bad: think of yourself simply as a feral animal trying to avoid eating weaker animals that look like you. You monster.
No matter how busy you get, take the time to focus on self care. There are literally thousands of toys and lotions to help with this.
Television disappointed me after I grew up and moved to the city and it turned out none of my neighbors were Muppets.