Here's one guaranteed to make you say either "Ewwwwwww!" or "Dude, WTF?"
The Guardian reports that Antonin Scalia says we should be supporting orgies because they relieve tension.
So if you're all tense and cranky because you lost your civil rights, just drop your drawers and bend over, baby, because Antonin's drivin'.
This also makes you wonder how they manage all those Supreme Court orgies, what with an odd number and all. Somebody must be getting a reach-around.