CHICAGO, IL - Thousands of Kossaks will spend the morning pulling the finger of Bill in Portland Maine in celebration of Bill's 43rd birthday.
After Sam Seder let the news of the birthday pootie out of the bag last evening, there was an actual dip in the kiddie pool, and an unfortunate trip through the dancing waters in the convention center lobby. But I'll let Bill tell you all about that. I wouldn't want to spoil his story.
So, how about signing the Kossak Birthday Card for Bill in Portaland Maine. He's turned coming out of one's shell into an artform!