I just sat down at my laptop and see a whole bunch of references to Eliot Spitzer and some kind of 'scandal'. I'm sure I'd have gotten to the bottom of this sooner, but I was out golfing with Mark Foley, David Vitter, and Don Sherwood. I wasn't planning to go at all, but they called me in at the last second when Larry Craig wouldn't come out of the locker room and Clarence Thomas was in some heated discussion at the clubhouse bar.
Seriously, people, we need to hit back and hit back HARD. With all this to work with, the slavering jackals need to be clubbed into submission.
DON'T LET THIS TARNISH THE BRAND.