My little 95 pounds of love, Fergus J. McSquisher is a sturdy lad and would make a fine President.
His biological momma is a greyhound and his biological father is a rottweiler. He is still in contact with his birth-mother and is very close to her, as she lives with my brother, his Uncle. He has no contact with his biological father and neither his biological Mother (her name is Maggie) nor I, his adopted Mother have seen a dime of child support out of the deadbeat.
However, Fergus hasn't let the lack of relationship with his biological Father keep him down. He has persevered through his rough childhood and is a better pup for his struggles.
Fergus is known for his loyalty and his unflappable holiday spirit...
His strong Democratic principles and dedication to positive political activism...
His love of the outdoors and commitment to the environment...
His tenacity and fighting spirit...
And his utter cuteness when he's a sleepy boy...
Fergus also enjoys frisbee, his kong, peanut butter bones in his kong, long walks on the beach, cuddling with his mommy and daddy and playing stick.
He will be running on a platform of change, cuddling and stick. His campaign slogan will be:
Fergus J. McSquisher. I like stick!
So remember boys and girls... If you want change, love cuddling and like playing stick...
Vote McSquisher in 2008!
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The committee to elect McSquisher in 2008 asks that all campaign contributions be in the form of peanut butter bones and thanks you in advance for your generous contributions.