a bold experiment is underway - the worlds first human malice transplant . . .
Consulting physicians, Leonard "Bones" McCoy and David Copperfield, and a team of scientists from around the intelligence community, struggle frantically on deadline to pull off the most ambitious medical experiment in human history:
Take the black mind and essence of Vice President Richard Bruce Cheney and transfer it, through the most delicate of surgical legerdemain, into the lovely and lively body of Sarah Palin, current Governor of Alaska and former Queen of the Wasilla Beauty Contest.
The world holds its breath in anticipation of the outcome. If this work proves successful, a host of fading politicians, celebrities and mega-millionaires look forward to a new lease on life in hot new bodies rented or bought outright:
Donald Trump, meet your new Mark Phelps flippers!
Fred Thompson, you'd look good in a little Michelle Malkin skirt!
Andrea Mitchell, here's looking at you in your Tom Cruise-like forehead!
Jimmy Carter - no don't! We like you just the way you are!
Yes. We have much to be thankful for in the 21st Century. And we are especially thankful for the bravery of our top guinea people, Dick Cheney and Sarah Palin. No matter how it turns out, we salute you for trying!