There is a post today about Sarah Palin's resume. While funny, it's not quite as funny as her actual resume. So over the jump is the actual resume of a United States Vice Presidential candidate.
Sarah Palin (pronounced "PayLin")
December 2006 - Present Governor
State of Alaska
With 48% of the total vote, won election in the country's 47th most populated state and 50th most densely populated state in the country. Alaska's population is currently just under 700,000. Relatively, this is about 200,000 more than the population of Cleveland, or 250,000 less than Detroit or about 1/4 the population of Chicago or about equal to the population of Denver, Colorado.
2003 - 2004 Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission
Chairperson
This Commission is responsible for overseeing oil and gas drilling and production, reservoir depletion, and certain other operations on private and state-owned lands in Alaska.
2002 Campaigned
Lost election for Alaska's Lieutenant Governor
After receiving 27% of the vote in a five way race, lost to Republican Loren Leman in the primary by about 2,000 total votes.
1996 - 2002 Wasilla, Alaska
Mayor
Won re-election in 1999 with 909 votes.
1992-1996 Wasilla, Alaska
City Council member
Wasilla, at the time, maintained a population of about 5,000 people. Today Wasilla has grown to between about 6,000 and 8,500 people. This is just less than the size of Rider University, not including faculty.
1988 Married Todd Palin
Todd is a wonderful snowmobile rider
1986 Graduate University of Idaho
Degree in Journalism
1984 Beauty Contestant
Particiapted in Miss Alaska beauty contest.
1982 Point Guard
In summary, she is a fervent, pro-life, Christian and that's really all that is to see here. Palin said she is, "pro-life as any candidate can be". So, there you have it: