Lots of good 'ole American's putting their hands to their hearts. And you better know exactly what it means! Damn straight! The Pledge of Allegiance has REAL meaning to REAL patriots, REAL American's and you commie pinko libs better know exactly what it means!
Follow me over the fold for an education!
I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag.
(But only if MY country has a REAL American as President of the United States).
Of the United States of America.
(Except for most of the North East, and all of the lefties that live in those states along the coasts).
And to the Republic for which it stands.
(But only if that Republic doesn't elect some commie, pinko, socialist, terrorist loving, America hating, foreign born, lib).
One nation,
(One nation yes, we agree with that one, but only as long as a Real American (one of us) wins. Otherwise, we are not one nation. In that case, there is a REAL America, and then everyone else. If someone from "everyone else" wins, then its not a "real" win. Therefore it is not legitimate. Therefore we do not have to Pledge anything).
Under God,
(Yes, we are a nation Under God. And not just any God, OUR God. No foreigner Gods, like Muslims or Buddhists. And they must support what our "Good Book" says. And separation of Church and State, absolutely, we believe in that, as long its any of those foreign religeous beliefs of those foreign people that have no right to be here. If its baby Jeesus, then the Church does not and should not be separate from the state. And if they preach politics from the pulpit, that's OK too, as long as they don't preach for those commie un-American libs. Real American's like us already know that this country was founded for us. Separation of church and state was set up to protect us from them).
Indivisible
(Damn right! We are indivisible. Love it or leave it! Support the President! If you don't support our President in a time of war then you are un-American! If you slander our President while on foreign soil, then you are especially traitorous! All that! Well, as long as a "real" American like George W. Bush is president. If its some commie pinko lib like Obama, then we'll talk about secession if you piss us off. Damn straight! We ain't gonna be no part of that! We'll break away and form our own country! In Texas! Yeah! We're still at war?? Damn straight its still OK to talk about secession at a time of war. This ain't MY America anymore, so its different now! Shit, I think we'll just leave that word "Indivisible" out of the Pledge until that commie pinko lib is out of office).
With liberty and justice for all!
(Except for those queers. Oh, and women, especially if they think they want to work for a defense contractor or any other company with an over seas contract. Or if its one of those lib women that want to have an abortion. Or if its one of those pesky Department of Justice lawyers and workers that some lib appointed. Or if its a CIA agent that is a commie, pinko, lib who's husband dares to question our countries war policy! All of us, yeah, we believe in liberty and justice for all (of US)!