Dearest President McCain,
I'm writing you today, to send a little "thank you" your way.
During the 2008 campaign, I was a little worried that you might actually lose to that uppity Un-American-looking Senator from Illinois.
But thanks to rich white people all over the world divine wisdom from God to millions of people, as well as hundreds of millions of dollars funneled to Diebold and ES&S from the Chamber of Commerce you overcame the communist and socialist elites of this country, who refuse to accept Jesus Christ and Ronald Reagan and George Bush as their savior, and stunned the liberal media with your decisive last-minute victory. Praise the Lord, for He truly works in mysterious ways.
I have so much to be thankful for, on this fine October day...
First of all, thank you from the bottom of my heart for Vice President Sarah Palin. Sarah is a true role model to women everywhere, as she has successfully cleansed our schools of trouble-making non-conformists, like gays, lesbians, Muslims, Jews, Mexicans, and atheists. Her compassionate but firm leadership in establishing a witch doctor in every school, and an exorcist at every college strict guidelines to teachers through Dept. of Education decrees, will ensure that our kids only learn the truth about the world we live in, according to Ayn Rand, Glenn Beck, and biblical prophecy and prepare them for the greatness that lies ahead for our empire nation.
I am equally thankful to you for Justice Gingrich, and Justice Limbaugh. These two fine choices inspired the Supreme Court to take a more aggressive stance against forces that want to destroy the freedoms we cherish. Now that abortion has been ruled unconstitutional, and the civil rights and dominance of white Americans has been re-established as the law of the land, America can shine again as the Shining City on a Hill, that President Reagan spoke so eloquently about almost 30 years ago.
Profitable health insurance for thousands of stockholders, 50-foot electrified fences guarding our borders even in Alaska, millions of homes for sale at rock-bottom prices...Dear President McCain, I could go on and on and on...
but my pen is running out of ink, and I could only afford this one sheet of paper.
So in closing, bite m......................
PS - gravity sure works wonders on bad pens! I also wanted to personally thank you for eliminating the minimum wage. Thanks to your strong leadership on this issue, the price of my daily McDonalds Happy Meal has gone down almost 15 cents in the past year...
of course, my hourly wage has gone down a lot more, but that is such a trifling matter compared to the cost of food, housing, gasolin..............