This is not the usual kind of surprise party. This surprise party is the Republican Party. Surprise!
Surprise! We've decided to completely gut workers' rights.
Surprise! We've have hereby decided to destroy Medicare.
Surprise! This week we're going after Planned Parenthood.
And of course, who could ever forget this one? - Surprise! I'd like to introduce my running mate, Sarah Palin.
And now, we hear yet another confirmation of the Surprise Party, from GOP South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley:
"The Republican field is taking shape, but right now, there is no one that excites me," said Gov. Nikki Haley of South Carolina, where the first-in-the-South primary has proved pivotal for many GOP nominees. Like many in the party, Gov. Haley said she is still hoping an unexpected name jumps in to shake things up. "I love surprises," she said.
She loves surprises! We're talking about the President of the United States, and a Republican Governor says "surprise me". That's what we're up against, folks, a Party that is so fucking clueless that their every action now is intentionally random, just to add an element of surprise.