Now playing on Twitter and here.
With no pretense of adding content, I hereby quote some of my favorites.
Andrew Neil @afneil
Wonder what advice Romney receiving on how to insult Poland. Israel should be piece of cake.
Jonathan Haynes @JonathanHaynes
Carl Lewis on Mitt Romney: 'Seriously, some Americans just shouldn't leave the country'
Lorraine W. @Ms_Raine
#RomneyShambles Forget Ann's horse in the dressage competition. Apparently she is married to a prancing jackass
LOLGOP @LOLGOP
The Mitt Cycle: 1. Condescend; 2. Flounder; 3. Pander; 4. Repeat.
The Daily Edge @TheDailyEdge
MI6 refuses to confirm #Romney meeting, fueling speculation he may have been fooled by an Austin Powers impersonator
BWD @theonlyadult
The most amazing thing today wasn't #RomneyShambles but how the British media schooled America's "journalists" regarding Romney's true face.
Miss O'Kistic @missokistic
Ahead of Romney's Israel trip, advisory team reminds him that "Hi, I baptized your dead grandma" is not acceptable greeting.
Sherrie Hussein GG @SherrieGG
The Brits are saying that Romney is worse than Palin. Funny, John McCain thought so, too.
Path2Enlightenment @Path2Enlighten
Mitt Romney isn't even qualified to represent the U.S. as a tourist.
The Daily Edge @TheDailyEdge
You can tell @MittRomney's doing badly when he starts getting booed by rich white people
Matt Ortega @MattOrtega
Mitt Romney is now, officially, an international embarrassment. Our policy of containment has failed.
P M @Pawelmorski
Americans: This Mitt person is some sort of American Borat, right?
Cameron Addicott @CameronAddicott
Mitt Romney makes George Bush look like Aristotle.
LOLGOP @LOLGOP
"The Beatles were quite competent imitators of our The Monkees, even if they never had their own TV show."
And, finally, the Dem Rapid Response team has a summary, presented below The Orange Squiggle of Power.
7:03 AM PT:
Barracks O'Bama @P0TUS
RT @brx0: Next up: Driving around London with the queen's corgis on the roof.
7:06 AM PT: Oooo, this one's from a Member of Parliament.
JackDromeyMP @JackDromeyMP
#romneyshambles Mitt for President? Peter Sellers and Being There come to mind.
7:08 AM PT:
ProChoiceGrandma @ProChoiceGramma
Brace yourselves - tomorrow Mitt Romney visits Israel. Suggest he use Palin technique: mini-skirt & wave, ans no qns.
7:10 AM PT: Now this one is in questionable taste; ergo, I like it.
Tommy Johnson @TwoPuttTommy
#StribPol RT @neoblaque: “Not since WWII has London seen a bombing as thorough as Mitt Romney’s.” ~ Unknown
7:11 AM PT: Zing.
RoseFromPhila @RoseFromPhila
Someone had it right on HuffPo "Romney does not apologize for America" b/c America apologizes for Romney!
#AmericanBorat
Tommy Johnson @TwoPuttTommy
#StribPol .@scarylawyerguy To mollify insulted UK hosts, #AmericanBorat promises to open his next super secret offshore account in Britain.
Eva Hussein Carafa @evacarafa
I just hope someone's told Mittens that "Pollack" is NOT the correct term for Polish people. #Romneyshambles #AmericanBorat
Chet Wydrzynski @realchet
Breaking news - Romney to present Benjamin Netanyahu with pulled pork sandwich #RomneyShambles #AmericanBorat
Raoul Miller @RaoulMiller
Front page of the Guardian in the UK - "some Americans shouldn't leave the country" referring to Mittens trip to London. Oops
Lee Roberts @leolabeth
What a dubbah. RT @expatina Guardian rates the #AmericanBorat's gaffes in full. http://is.gd/... #RomneyShambles
REDS @rougemoi
It gets better...@MittRomney (2010): England is "Just A Small Island" http://www.buzzfeed.com/... #AmericanBorat
Suzanne Munshower @expatina
DEar Mitt, You know what else peeks out of "backsides," don't you?
The Daily Edge @TheDailyEdge
Romney now using mnemonic techniques to remember leaders' names: "I can't wait to meet Benjamin Netangoogle"
Krystal Ball @KrystalBall1
FTW “@steveweinstein: All of Britain demanding that Mitt self deport immediately. #AmericanBorat #edshow”
7:37 AM PT: THIS. IS. EPIC.
Occupy Ventura @OccupyV
“@daveweigel: Unless Romney brings bacon-wrapped shrimp to the Wailing Wall, I guess this'll be the worst day of the trip.”
7:38 AM PT:
Jason Febery @JasonFebery
Romney is learning the hard way that, though money can buy you thousands of fake Twitter followers, it can't buy you class.
7:39 AM PT:
Uwaine @Uwaine
#AmericanBorat I didn't mean to cast doubts on UK security for these Games, but that's why I hide my money elsewhere. No LIBOR for me.
7:40 AM PT:
GOPscience.org @GOP_Science
Yes, the British are calling @MittRomney the #AmericanBorat, but that DOES NOT mean @RafalcaRomney has plow experience.