For over a year now, I thought Mitt Romney was lying about President Obama. You know all the things he said:
Obama went around apologizing for America
Obama didn't add any new jobs during his time as president
Obama hates success
Obama wants to gut the work requirement for welfare
Etc., etc., etc.
But, after Clint Eastwood spoke at the RNC, I realize I've misjudged Mitt Romney. He wasn't talking about President Barack Obama, he was talking about Invisible Obama. Mitt Romney must know that President Obama helped prevent us from going into a deep depression, and passed the ACA, and brought Osama bin Ladin to justice, and prevented the loss of the automotive industry. Mitt Romney must know that President Obama has accomplished an enormous amount under very challenging circumstances. After all, Mitt Romney told the NAACP to "vote for the other guy", so Mitt must know that President Barack Obama deserves a second term.
That Invisible Obama guy, though, is pretty fucked up.