This just in from one of my favorite sites, notalwaysright.com. The site is totally nonpolitical and is devoted to "the customer is not always right" stories. They have a number of sister pages devoted to other themes. Worth checking out.
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But this one, this one, was such a gem I had to re-post. Here's an actual link.
The Devil’s Logic
Retail | Pune, India | At The Checkout
(I am a customer checking out at a famous Indian supermarket. To make things faster, I am putting the stuff from my cart onto the conveyor belt. Among my purchases is a pack of condoms.)
Customer behind me: “I can’t believe you are buying condoms! Don’t you know that sex is evil? Only the devil does it!”
(I am kind of taken aback, but I reply with an evil twinkle in my eye.)
Me: “Well, if sex is only for the devil and I don’t use condoms, then you’ll be seeing the devil’s kid next year!”
Customer behind me: crosses himself and stares at me until I leave the store
Needs no elucidation.