I am Mitt Romney's biggest fan because Mitt Romney says what he thinks whether it pleases his audience or not.
I am Mitt Romney's biggest fan because when Mitt Romney stakes out a position, he sticks with it.
I am Mitt Romney's biggest fan because he has an instinctual understanding of what it's like to be a hard-working American trying to support a family.
I am Mitt Romney's biggest fan because the words he uses and the way he speaks from the heart moves me.
I am Mitt Romney's biggest fan because he will always place country first before personal ambition or Party loyalty.
I am Mitt Romney's biggest fan because he knows that the only political campaigns worth winning are those based on having a positive message and not unfairly attacking your rival.
I am Mitt Romney's biggest fan because when it comes to the decision of whether to send our young men and women into battle, I know that Mitt Romney will only do so after considering every other possible alternative, and then will do so with a heavy heart.
These are some of my biggest reasons for being a Mitt Romney fan. Of course, they are all fictional. They are fictional not because I myself don't believe them. They are fictional because nobody could actually say them and believe them. Nobody. Not his biggest supporters. Not even his kids. He is just so uninspiring that even his supporters don't really like him that much.
Did I mention that I am Mitt Romney's biggest fan because he is not afraid of making fun of elitists who go to Ivy League schools?
Letting the world know just why you are Mitt Romney's "biggest fan" is on its face a joke, a way of mocking the man. So what are your biggest reasons for being Mitt Romney's biggest fan?