It all started with the killing of Osama Bin Laden, how are you meant to scare people silly if the bogey man is dead?
Capturing one of the Benghazi attackers is just not on, hell, they might even get information on where the others are.
We Republicans demand our constitutional rights to scare the living daylights out of all Americans!
We are being persecuted just like our Christian martyrs here at home. When we talk we demand that Americans tremble with fear, Saddam has nuclear weapons we cry, how dare you prove otherwise! Entering nuclear talks with Iran is so lame we have to ramp up the fear of Putin because heaven knows if the nuclear disarmament program progresses who can we scare with Armageddon?
What are we without terrified Americans? Socialists, Kenyans and roaming LGBT gangs are taking our freedoms away. Without giving everything to the rich economic disaster will follow!
Gosh, if Americans stop being scared rigid we might have to actually do something.
Hordes of immigrants are amassing at our borders!
Without fear and loathing we are nothing.
We demand that President Obama just stop it right now!
Signed
The Conservative Action Committee for the Preservation of Fear and Loathing Benghazi Chapter.