I have a suggestion that I’d like to make to everyone at Daily Kos. In the future, Donald Trump will likely have bad days. It might be as simple as bad polling data or doing poorly in a state. It’s also likely that he will say something incredibly stupid at least a few dozen more times.
When this happens and we write about it, I think the headline should include the word “schlonged.”
For instance,
- “Donald Trump schlongs himself in Kentucky.”
- “Donald Trump gets schlonged by Latino’s in Florida.”
- “Donald Trump schlong’s himself by insulting religious voters.
Trump has already assured us that this is a term which is frequently used in politics, so I’m sure he won’t mind at all. We can all just mentally fill in what this term actually means ourselves.
Feel free to add your own potential headlines and suggestions.