Ai was boared todai an waz readin' over mom’s shoulder. You woundt belief wat ai saw! Nuttin' short ob treason, sedishun ai say!!! Sumpin’ cawled a “breeder” was sendin’ mom pics. Like dis:
An mom an da “breeder” r talkin' bout it lyk it da secon cumming! An da breeder is awl lyke “he's so sweet and cuddly and he tawks all da tyme an he'll mayke a purrfek pet!” An mom sowns Lyke a idjit wid OMG, OMG!!!
Tellz meh da trufe, can dat stoopie ting compare to dis fayce?
So, dey callz him Thor an go on an on abowt how awsum he is an squeal about wat a ‘dorabul babbie he is. Da breeder sens mor pics like dis:
Den dey go into genealogy wid pics on Thor’s mom bein' reedikalis:
Den dye starts tawkin' ‘bout daytes. We’re gonna get dis liddle snot in ‘bout 3 weeks! Ai spose dey specs meh to shar eberyting!
Halp! Ai needs uncle Andy to sabe meh!