A dictionary of modern double speak
Collusion: members of the administration all working together to make America great again. Friends and family are so enthusiastic about helping to aid the administration without pay or credit. This works so well that rewards just rain down from the sky on them. Some world leaders are sharing their techniques on governing (see tyrant:murdering dictator) because they are so enthusiastic about making America great again
Constitution: the name of a naval vessel which liberals seem to think sets the rules for governance instead of the bible.
Children: replacement workers for farms, factories, brothels. Can be purchased for home use with permit.
Emoluments: legal payments to hotels; restaurants; golf courses; charities; pacs which happen to be owned by the (current) president of the United (citation needed) States. This is not bribery as trump will not be spending the money due to having a treasury department to pay his bills. Payments to said properties is not payment to the president until such time as he spends it (publicly). All monies paid out in the natural course of business is handled by family members with directives from trump (see also: lie)
Fake News: when reporters insist on telling truths about the administration that makes them look: stupid: criminal: sleazy: corrupt: treasonous: incompetent (see also: collision: emoluments)
Farm equipment: any species of non white ancestry or dubious use in other for profit endeavors. White people incapable/too lazy to be useful in other corporate ventures. May be used with mechanical vehicles or alone.
Foreign money: money not yet in the bank account of the current president.
Gays: made up word, no such thing exists (see insanity)
Grifter: used to fluff flour for baking purposes. Frequently used incorrectly by fake news
Heirs: persons of noble father gracing favored wife/concubine born in good health and sound of limb. Determination of viability decided by noble father at any point of development.
Illegal immigration: entering the United (citation needed) States while not being a white Christian male or imported bride of a white male citizen.
Incubator: female sex toy capable of producing children or heirs.
Insanity: professing belief in things which can not exist as confirmed by Kevin Swanson or Pat Robertson.
Lie: alternative facts
Lesbian: entertainment purposes only chosen for performing by weight, age, appearance
Medicare: welfare entitlement forcing middle class people to pay the medical expenses of lazy hypochondriacs who refuse to work.
Middle class: a small section of the population with an income of $300,000.00- $5,000,000.00 annually.
Murdering dictator: unfair name for person who through birth or act of military might rises to highest position of power in a nation. When not a birthright position a person of will can recruit soldiers to wrest control of government from a weak leader for the good of the nation. This happens when people elect leaders that people who feel they can lead the country better don’t like. Or, when people with access to an army feel they would be better represented by someone more like them like say...themselves.
Nuclear war: a great way to prove you’re in charge
Oligarch: an individual of uncommon intelligence who earned a vast fortune through legal means and didn’t rob an entire nation or use nations economy as a personal piggy bank.
People of color: any being of non white ancestry: see also farm equipment
Propaganda: word fake news sources insist on using to describe true sources like Fox News, Breitbart, info wars and world news daily.
Religious freedom: all Americans have the right to practice and embrace whichever form of evangelical Christianity they choose under pain of imprisonment or execution.
Slavery: forcing a white Christian male to accept anything he does not approve of.
Small business: any business which has profits exceeding 12 figures and does not have funds available to pay taxes.
Social security: a welfare program which forces the middle class to support people too lazy to work.
Tyrant: legally elected representative of a nation who is in charge for life or until fleeing for same. Works closely with representatives (for a given meaning of representation) of important constituencies of the nation. Syn; overlords
Urban criminals: persons of color
Vladimir Putin: Russian president (murdering dictator: tzar: oligarch: tyrant) who in no way interferes with the running of the American government or elections. He just happens to have trump as a best friend. Really, he just offers advice to trump because he wants America to be great, there is nothing in it for him personally. Nothing to see here if you wish to not find out what being poisoned is like or not doing time a gulag. Rule one about sex with a bear; it ain’t over until the bear is satisfied.
Voting rights: all whites male Christians of are free to vote. Proof of color, gender and religious affiliation required.
Woman: device created by god to be used by men in whatever manner they find enjoyable. Not a sentient creature with autonomy and must be watched to prevent time for thought which always leads to danger. See also: incubator
Any additions?