We are proud to announce the addition of a new channel to our stellar line up of home shopping opportunities
Join us as we launch the White House Channel.
We are offering Ivanka Trump's line of clothing, jewelry and shoes for prices that you'd never imagine. Soon, very soon, you will not be able to find this line anywhere else.
Peruse Melania's "Take Me Away" Collection of Home furnishings and fine decor items.
As a "Welcome to the Network" special, pick up a few sets of Melania's Moisture Proof Bedding (for Extreme Vetting, as Melania would say). Made in Russia by the most skilled artists, dissidents and homosexuals in the Gulag. Tried, tested and given the Presidential Wet Seal of Approval.
Show up at your next Bund meeting dressed to oppress in Steve Bannon's Brown Fatherland Frocks. When the world revolves around you, you are the Axis! When accessorized with our hobnailed Jack Boots, you'll be ready to face the world and conquer it.
Our opening day premier will feature Betsy DeVos, as our special guest hostess, offering a variety of GOP Senators. Pat Toomey comes free with every purchase of a Mitch McConnell (One day only. Full Toomey pricing in effect after midnight.)
So set your televisions to stun and join your regular host Kellyanne as she leads you through a world of the best, most terrific goods ever made outside of the USA.
The Trump Brand: Making the Family Richer because that's what they want.
You gave them the Country now, give them your cash (they are coming for it anyway).
Thank you for shopping the White House Channel.