Carson: thousands of documented hours of volunteer work (from the age of 13 on).
Caleb: thousands of dollars in bail bond money (from 9 arrests).
Carson: ten years experience working with animals in zoos.
Caleb: ten years “working” in momma and daddy’s fake foundation.
Carson: four years of undergraduate school, two years of graduate school.*
Caleb: eight years of undergraduate school*
Carson: out and proud despite the challenges of being gay in the reddest of the red.
Caleb: out and proud about poon, hoes, the disabled, “n words” and daddy’s largesse:
Carson: spends quality time with seals.
Caleb: spends quality time with….well, this says it all:
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* Based on information collected from their respective LinkedIn profiles.