Ok, we had the Éirí Amach na Cásca (1917) Easter Rising and about 30 years of Na Trioblóidí (The Troubles) but now this??? What the ever loving fuck? First — don’t fucking fuck with Jameson; Second — fucking Orange?????? Jameson is Catolick and the inferior Bushmills is Prod. The Prods are the Orangemen; and Third don’t fucking fuck with Jameson. Who the hell thought this frigging swill was an idea of any kind?
Yes, democracy is fragile and on the brink. Yes, GQPers are trying to destroy us. Yes, Sinema is a line from David Mamet’s Glengarry Glen Ross. Yes, Manchin is a bought off coal baron. BUT priorities, folks. Man/woman the ramparts. One of the Jameson’s distilleries is across the road from the drunk tank in Dublin. Figger out your driving position — in car and on the road — and blockade.
I’m obviously taking a break from political nightmares and the cold.
Edited the Irish Gaelic for The Troubles because I was so verklempt and repeated the Irish Uprising. Feel my pain.